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Buy it Now Price: 28, 900.00View Auction: HERENeed a job? Need a girlfriend? Need to sell or buy really anything you might find in a classifieds listing? Say goodbye forever to CareerBuilder, eHarmony and Craig’s List, it’s time to get behind the wheel of your life and put it in gear towards happiness. Never again depend on others to “put in a good word” on your behalf, from now on, you can control you own reputation. With your very own mobile billboard advertising truck, a quick trip to Kinko’s is all it takes to get the streets buzzing. Take self-promotion to all new heights, with your resume, picture and or personal ad proudly blown up and on display for all to see. With space available on both sides and the rear face, this multipurpose vehicle can market various facets of your being in one fell swoop. Be advised a certain level of strategic planning should go into effect as to assure mixed messages don’t undermine one another. For example, highlighting your unemployment status might overshadow the fact that you are also unattached, decent looking and disease-free. Perhaps a more integrated “Imagine the Possibilities” tag, coupled with a thousand-yard-gaze hero shot of you in your finest suit, could suffice for both business and pleasure.As far as the vehicle itself, the lime green exterior is sure to capture attention, and with only 36,000 miles so far, it’s a safe bet to make the long trip from down in the dumps to professional and domestic bliss. Complete with lighting to let your message shine 24/7, as far as dating goes, you can put your ad to use on not only your quest for true love, but after hour excursions as well. While on the job hunt, feel free to travel to out of town interviews (of which many will inevitably be secured soon after your purchase) with no fear of getting lost, courtesy of billboard truck’s GPS service. Don’t just drive to survive, wasting time as move meaninglessly from place to place, rather drive to thrive and merge into the fast lane towards success.