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Buy it now price: 12.00Click to view auction: HEREDo you love the feel of the open ocean wind blowing through your hair as your face is freshly misted by the parting sea beneath you? You simply can’t get enough of that wave-running rumble as you twist the accelerator full throttle towards an oncoming wake? Unfortunately, there’s no app for that. Don’t fret, however, as the Kawakasaki Sea Doo Telephone has finally combined your love for jet skiing with the basic need to communicate with others. Sure, the iPhone and Droid may have more advanced internet and texting options (the Kawasaki phone provides basic call dialing/receiving functions only), but aesthetically speaking, they offer only marginal improvement over slim, flat rocks. Instead, the Kawasaki Sea Doo phone helps convey a persona, perfect for landlines but perhaps too bold for land-lovers.Not since Wave Race 64 has the jet ski experience been so closely replicated indoors, adding a few tricks to your traditional telephone repertoire. “Barrel roll” across the couch while chatting it up with the cable company, maybe throw in a “two-hand stand” to pass the time with longwinded Uncle Roy, all the while whoever’s listening will be none the wiser to your newfound novelty phone fun (do not attempt the “submarine dive” to avoid electrocution risk). The Kawasaki Sea Doo phone is the perfect accessory for any lake or beach home, accenting a room’s interior with just a touch of lighthearted humor, a safe bet to start up a conversation on its end of the line in the instance an incoming call leaves you at a loss for words.